Friday, January 13, 2006

Memoires of a.... Gaysha?















WELL.. HE'S... GAY-SHA? WELL, THATS ME DOING FACIAL! NOT GAY-SHA!



HERE'S THE POST GAYSHA

Thursday, January 12, 2006

losing weight

nothing more than me putting on unnecessary weight which makes me look ugly. Anyway, I have this idiotic lifestyle of eating frequent meals but of small portions and i feel i am getting fatter and fatter. Ok, let's deal with the exercise, which I really need the courage to step into the gym parlour after 5 months being OUT OF THE GYM!

I became damn hell of lazy

But, one thing which i did and which i am still doing now is that I walk to work. Of course, minus the LRT that I have to depend everyday boarding from Taman Bahagia to Ampang Park and University Station which kills my 30 precious minutes in the train + the running to chase the bus and walking to reach to my workplace.

Good exercise huh?

I am now trying to restrict myself to just lunch and having baguette and salad for each meal, but I would just want to see for how long i can live with this baguette lifestyle?

God... give me a pointer!

So guys, what ideas do you have in mind for me to lose weight and start attracting male birds?

:-p

Sunday, January 08, 2006

back back back

Hi guys, I know it has been a long time i never come back to the blogging world, and of course, I did tell most of my friends that i will be stopping, but sometimes, I just dont seem to stop.

Honestly, I have lost my contacts with my other fellow bloggers, after I have left for my government examination for a period of 3 months and certainly, regular bloggers who comes visiting my blog on a regular basis has now turned "irregular". Certainly, that stops my interest in blogging, sometimes.

I would want to try my luck again for now.

I had a long class today lecturing French and meanwhile, i'm battling with an irritating sore-throat and cough. Nonetheless with the fever that i am suffering from now. But I still have to lecture, even tomorrow, but at least i'm granted a 1/2 day leave... :-)

See you guys.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

coming back soon :-) January 2006

coming back soon :-) January 2006

Sunday, December 11, 2005

broken hearted

I just cant simply look back to what I have done wrong, and simply i just thought of throwing myself off from a building.
As simple as that, I met BB years back, when we worked together doing counseling and stuff. I was of course collobrating with him in article writing and sort of things like that. BB was a nice man, so much more than gorgeous kind, and a gym bunny. He was cute and irresistable. Kinda, generous, and full of surprises are his specialties stored in him.
We talked, hanged around on MSN often, and we would share everything from general to personal matters. He treated me exceptionally well.
When I first met him, i told him a lie, a very small lie to protect my identity. But as I started to know him better, I have decided to tell him the truth of the lie. It was a stupid lie that i really cannot admit here, but he really believed the lie, and when i blurted it out to him, he felt he was such a fool, like i have fooled him. Yes, I did left him like a fool, which i didnt even had that intention to. He was too dissapointed of me.
I dont want this matter to affect our friendship further. A small lie could actually change the scenario, left me bogged down, and resting in sleepless nights. Of course I am trying every single thing to win back his confidence and trust in me, but i have somehow left a scar in his heart.
If only i wouldn't have lied to him, I wouldnt have been sitting down here, mourning at my own silly deed.
I have apologized nearly a million times although he accepted them well, but he has treated me differently.
Im such a liar.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

let the police in!

Someone is being arrested, and what happens? read the story which i wrote an hour ago using my own imagination:

One fine day, George is preparing himself to work, and as usual he sleeps in his briefs, and wakes up in his brief, (but sometimes, his brief can just slip out of the blues and leave that hot dog swinging in the air), and had his breakfast alone as usual, and get himself milked up with a bottle of mornin'milk at his apartment. He then stepped into the bathroom, and stripped his briefs down and that "thingy" swinging up in the air, a large 10 inch tool waiting to be sucked and served. The problem is, the poor good looking George hasn't any boyfriend, since his partner died months ago. George havn't found any succesful one, so on that lucky day, he decided to go clubbing and see if anyone is there for to serve his thirst for a boyfriend...

While george was shampooing his hair, someone (police) knocked at his apartment door and rang the door bell. George shouted "wait" asking the police to wait outside, and he waited patiently. George was rinsing the shampoo off his hair and left the bathroom as soon as he could to entertain the guest. Wondering, who the hell is that hanging around at his door in the day?

Then George carefully opens the door, and saw a policeman, in his uniform, big, bold, and beautiful. George's mind strucked.

The conversation started:

George: Good mornin' sir, may I help you?
Police: Yeah, Mr. George, we need to do an early morning inspection since there was a case this morning happend outside your apartment. You don't mind if I can have a look outside the window and inspect?
G: sure
P: Thanks (giving george a naughty smile)
G: You want a drink?
P: No, thanks

(George and the policeman went towards the window)

The police then takes his handcuffs out and went behind George and handcuffed him. George to his astonishment, yelled at the police. The police apologized and said that he would want to do an inspection on George. George agreed, and the police did his research.

The police (Mark) started by asking george to stand facing the wall and George followed. The police with his bare hands, inspected george from his head to his neck, from his neck to his hips and slowly down to his ass cheeks and pulled his bath towel down from his hips. Mark slowly squeezes his asscheeks and George yelled: What the fck ure doin? "I wanna inspect you at the same time enjoying your anatomy" George suspected something, something good happening and allowed Mark to explore his body

Mark then slowly moves his hands to George's crotch grabbing his erected 10 incher and started putting it in his mouth sucking it up and down, his hands moving round George's body, making him feel high

George moaned in pleasure and cum'd into Mark. God, Mark was drinking every slurp and every load that george ejaculated, hearing the glurping sounds of endless flow of cum.

Then Mark decided to fuck George, but Mark would prefer to open his asshole using his cock-looking-bate and pushed into his asshole. George moaned in pain and pleasure

then mark slowly inserts his dick into George's asshole and started fucking in and out, without a condom, and mark started kssing george all over from his head to his neck tasting every part of him.




..... you continue the story

Monday, November 28, 2005

Exams are over?

Well, exams are definitely over for a moment... i mean, i have another 40-question paper coming next monday, but ahh.. who cares?

anyway, i have decided to come back blogging and join you guys :-)

so, what's new for me?

and i definitely wanna meet my fellow bloggers, so, anyone? :-)